i. is it mean to send your ex his condoms back because they are too small for your new boyfriend?
ii. all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
iii. i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice boys finish first. twice.
iv. woke up and he was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
v. Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower he cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and he bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like him.
1. i texted back that his look today was 'en pointe' and he didn't find it funny. am i not funny? 2. there are a disturbing number of empty cans and bottles strewn all over my living room. please, please, please tell me you had lots of company last night? 3. you're responsible for putting the horde of lawn gnomes with the salacious signs taped to their hats in my room, aren't you? 4. what's the most subtle way to say you want to ride someone until the sun comes up?
1. There's breakfast and painkillers outside your door. Thought you might want that. 2. The chicken's name is Ulysses. I don't know why. 3. How do you start a sext? 4. Text him!
i wanted to go for the sext but...joon and chickens. so 2.
1. do you know what happens in bambi???? omg, it's so sad. i cried a bucket. maybe a bucket and a half. 2. i love glowsticks. they're so pretty. if i could have one wish, i'd wish for a boatload of glowsticks. or breadsticks. 3. we wrote a rap verse about fruit gummies and the futility of existence together. how can you not remember me? :(
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geun
2. I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
3. hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
4. Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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you kept talking about boots being sexy last night
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where'd this notif go? nobody knows!
it wanted to spare you from geun
no, never! this is not what we ordered, dw. more geun, not less.
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2. Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
3. It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
4. Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
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gravity is a bitch. your hip suffered as did my shoulder.
i will bring you some salve.
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ii. Anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence.
iii. I accidentally sent all my draft messages..so please ignore the "fuck me now" one
iv. Don't panic, but I need you to give me stitches
v. I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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how the fuck do you accidentally send that?
wait-- why that that a draft?
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2. my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
3. I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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ii. all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
iii. i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice boys finish first. twice.
iv. woke up and he was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
v. Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower he cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and he bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like him.
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wait, was trashed or am trash? or both i guess....
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2. there are a disturbing number of empty cans and bottles strewn all over my living room. please, please, please tell me you had lots of company last night?
3. you're responsible for putting the horde of lawn gnomes with the salacious signs taped to their hats in my room, aren't you?
4. what's the most subtle way to say you want to ride someone until the sun comes up?
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wrong number, babym but i'm most definitely up for it
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did you see a sign that you liked in particular
i also take requests
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2. The chicken's name is Ulysses. I don't know why.
3. How do you start a sext?
4. Text him!
i wanted to go for the sext but...joon and chickens. so 2.
bless!!!!
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jihu.
2. i love glowsticks. they're so pretty. if i could have one wish, i'd wish for a boatload of glowsticks. or breadsticks.
3. we wrote a rap verse about fruit gummies and the futility of existence together. how can you not remember me? :(
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