#1: TFLN

[gunflowers]

Let's start with an easy one!



You know the drill!!

Comments

[gumino]

seems like a waste of time

being a nice boy to get laid

with me you could just be yourself

[gunflowers]

Two things:

1. When’s then last time you got laid, because you can’t dismiss it as a trick if you’re not getting more action than I am
2. Are you saying I’m not generally nice?

[gumino]

i said it was a trick i didnt say it didnt work

parts of you are nice

you got good thighs

[gunflowers]

so youre saying you're not really getting laid

hm
thanks?

[gumino]

its hard for me to be a good boy even if it would get me laid

[gunflowers]

i mean, you've just given me a compliment. that's nice

[gumino]

did i

well fuck i meant every word of it

[gunflowers]

you should lean on that, youd probably get luckier

[gumino]

see i would but

honestly

i dont know what i said that was a compliment

[gunflowers]

you said i have nice thighs

that's a compliment

like me saying i think you have a nice jawline

[gumino]

the fuck

thats not a compliment thats just me having eyes

you really had me going there

[gunflowers]

you need to look up the definition of compliment

maybe the problem is that you don't recognize when you're being nice

[gumino]

it says a polite expression of praise or admiration

hmm

[gunflowers]

see. you expressed polite praise towards my thighs. hence, it was a compliment. it doesn't matter if you think it's common sense or something. (by the way even if you think you'd think wrong, you're in the minority, thinking they're nice)

[gumino]

who the fuck are these idiots whod disagree

ill take my clothes off and fight them right now

[gunflowers]

are you allergic to wearing clothes

also i don't need you to fight for me i can do it by myself just fine

[gumino]

i dont have many clothes i dont want to get blood on them

[gunflowers]

okay, alright, nobody's fighting anyone over my honor, okay? it's... sort of sweet of you to want to, but there's no need. calm down.

this conversation was a lot more pleasant when you were talking about my thighs

[gumino]

oh ok

should i go back to that

[gunflowers]

hm, yeah

yeah, you should

[gumino]

your thighs look like they could pop a lobster out of its shell

and then i would eat that lobster bc ive never had one

and then i would eat you bc ive never had that either

[gunflowers]

that's an interesting idea, usually people would go for like, idk, crack walnuts or something, but no

you went for lobster

lobster's good, too. you'd share? if i fucking opened it, i deserve half

what kind of eating are we talking about, because i'm not into cannibalism but if you're talking about sucking dick maybe we can discuss

[gumino]

it would take a lot of walnuts to fill me up youd be snapping your legs open and closed all day

probably

i dont eat people

[prepare yourself for a first, but it feels necessary.]

!!!!

[gunflowers]

believe me, a lobster won't make you feel full either

!!!! what? what does that mean!!

[gumino]

nothing really makes me feel fool

i just wanted you to know for sure

i dont eat people