#1: TFLN

[gunflowers]

Let's start with an easy one!



You know the drill!!

Comments

[gunflowers]

you should lean on that, youd probably get luckier

[gumino]

see i would but

honestly

i dont know what i said that was a compliment

[gunflowers]

you said i have nice thighs

that's a compliment

like me saying i think you have a nice jawline

[gumino]

the fuck

thats not a compliment thats just me having eyes

you really had me going there

[gunflowers]

you need to look up the definition of compliment

maybe the problem is that you don't recognize when you're being nice

[gumino]

it says a polite expression of praise or admiration

hmm

[gunflowers]

see. you expressed polite praise towards my thighs. hence, it was a compliment. it doesn't matter if you think it's common sense or something. (by the way even if you think you'd think wrong, you're in the minority, thinking they're nice)

[gumino]

who the fuck are these idiots whod disagree

ill take my clothes off and fight them right now

[gunflowers]

are you allergic to wearing clothes

also i don't need you to fight for me i can do it by myself just fine

[gumino]

i dont have many clothes i dont want to get blood on them

[gunflowers]

okay, alright, nobody's fighting anyone over my honor, okay? it's... sort of sweet of you to want to, but there's no need. calm down.

this conversation was a lot more pleasant when you were talking about my thighs

[gumino]

oh ok

should i go back to that

[gunflowers]

hm, yeah

yeah, you should

[gumino]

your thighs look like they could pop a lobster out of its shell

and then i would eat that lobster bc ive never had one

and then i would eat you bc ive never had that either

[gunflowers]

that's an interesting idea, usually people would go for like, idk, crack walnuts or something, but no

you went for lobster

lobster's good, too. you'd share? if i fucking opened it, i deserve half

what kind of eating are we talking about, because i'm not into cannibalism but if you're talking about sucking dick maybe we can discuss

[gumino]

it would take a lot of walnuts to fill me up youd be snapping your legs open and closed all day

probably

i dont eat people

[prepare yourself for a first, but it feels necessary.]

!!!!

[gunflowers]

believe me, a lobster won't make you feel full either

!!!! what? what does that mean!!

[gumino]

nothing really makes me feel fool

i just wanted you to know for sure

i dont eat people

[gunflowers]

I believe you. But it begs the question:

So when you say you’d eat me, what exactly do you mean

[gumino]

my mouth

your body

thats a good combination isnt it

[gunflowers]

yeah, it sounds pretty good to me, actually