#1: TFLN

[gunflowers]

Let's start with an easy one!



You know the drill!!

Comments

[gumino]

oh no im not falling for that again

the last time i looked up at a blue sky a june bug flew right into my eyeball

[daltokki]

that is very unfortunate. in that case, please don't look at the very blue sky.

[gumino]

you could look at it

and then maybe tell me about it

[daltokki]

well, it's very clear and very blue right now. i like it like this. but a clear night is better than a clear day.

[gumino]

me too

i think so too

[daltokki]

oh? you like the nighttime? i always come out at night.

[gumino]

yeah

a lot of things sleep at night so its just safer

[daltokki]

and what is it safer for? i mean, what do you do at night once it's safe?

[gumino]

eat

play

a lot of people say that candy crush is over but i still enjoy it

[daltokki]

i've heard of candy crush, but i've never had the pleasure. would you like to show me sometime?

[gumino]

why dont you have a phone of your own

[please give this simple, unfortunate child a moment.]

oh

i mean yeah sure

if thats what you want

[daltokki]

[ Oh no, that was sort of special. Jihu has a giggle. ]

you're cute.

i'd like that! if you think you could spare some time...

[gumino]

no im really ugly

i look like one of those halloween pumpkins

but im done with work for the day and i only have one thing to do so i have time

[daltokki]

i mean your behavior is cute. i've never seen your face, but if you do look like a halloween pumpkin, that sounds fascinating and unique!

perhaps i could see you when you're done with that one thing?

[gumino]

ok

ive never had to take two nervous poops in a day before

[daltokki]

i hope that second one isn't because of me. oh dear.

[gumino]

its ok its probably healthy with how much i eat

and i always wash my hands too fyi

[daltokki]

better out than in, as they say!

it's nice to know you have good hygiene habits. that's always encouraging, isn't it? so i've heard.

[gumino]

ive never heard that before

its a good saying

well its really important in my line of work

[daltokki]

it is, isn't it? i think it's a very fine saying. it applies to more than just poop, too.

what line of work might that be?

[gumino]

what else does it apply to

i deliver food

i have my own bike wanna see it

[daltokki]

feelings, i think! thoughts that are stuck in your head on a loop.

oh, that's amazing. that's a very important job! and yes, i'd very much like to see your bike.

[gumino]

oh, those

ok then ill show you

[daltokki]

you're not a fan?

thank you! i'll be honored to see. i've wondered about bikes for awhile.

[gumino]

i dont mind them

i just never think about them

anytime youd like im all washed up now