#1: TFLN

[gunflowers]

Let's start with an easy one!



You know the drill!!

Comments

[tempornado]

i. I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been questioned by the CIA?

ii. Anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence.

iii. I accidentally sent all my draft messages..so please ignore the "fuck me now" one

iv. Don't panic, but I need you to give me stitches

v. I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing

v

[cordiformed]

i'm not that short!!

[tempornado]

...sure you're not

maybe he was really tall

it's funny that it's the part you've decided to pick up on btw

[cordiformed]

i feel like tall guys would just pet me on the head a lot. like a pomeranian.

anyway, i hope you didn't tell him this. it might hurt your chance for a second date.

[tempornado]

is that why you keep on dating mini people


is there anything wrong with wanting to cuddle your best friend at night, though?

wait

i see your point

[cordiformed]

rude! we're not minis, we're fun size.

i don't think there's anything wrong with it, but then i wasn't the guy you left in the middle of the night.

[tempornado]

well i wouldn't know, i've never tried the fun

i don't think he cared so much that i left. i still didn't find you, though

[cordiformed]

that makes me really sad too.

you were looking in the wrong place!

[tempornado]

wait, what does that mean exactly, what are you saying here

where should i look?

[cordiformed]

nothing!

well i'm just saying that if you want to try it and haven't, that's sad.

maybe under a pile of my clothes? just an example!

[tempornado]

i mean i feel like it's kind of a mutual thing, isn't it

is that where you are right now?

v

[peris]

me? why? why would i be under his clothes

[tempornado]

probably because i was high and i wanted to see you

[peris]

you couldve texted me

[tempornado]

would you have agreed to see me?

[peris]

maybe not.

but we couldve talked if thats waht you wanted

[tempornado]

are you still scared of me?

[peris]

im scared of everyone

[tempornado]

why? i thought i proved that i'm pretty harmless

[peris]

i dont think youre dangerous. im just not comfortable around people. even when theyre nice. its tiring

[tempornado]

there's not one person you dont find tiring?

iii

[muskeg]

.... uh, are you okay?

how the fuck do you accidentally send that?

wait-- why that that a draft?

[tempornado]

i'm okay! i'm super okay, totally chill, all cool

i was high, my thumbs got too big for my hands, idk. i tripped and fell? it was a buttsend? pick your choice, i genuinely don't remember, but i just saw it in the morning.

um. no reason. no reason at all. i totally don't want you to fuck me. at all. nope.

[muskeg]

[ look, Sage wants to say that he isn't totally muffling laughter behind his hand at this exchange right now but-- well that would be a lie. this is-- fuck, he doesn't even know what this is. aside from oddly endearing.

and hilarious.]

not that reassuring there, but okay.

but you really really don't want me to fuck you. at all. totally not even a little.

[tempornado]

....hey now, you don't make my choices for me

why wouldn't i want to, anyway