#1: TFLN

[gunflowers]

Let's start with an easy one!



You know the drill!!

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[muskeg]

[ what

the

fuck.

hang on a moment, Sage needs to cackle a lot because this is fucking ridiculous.]

first, that's fucking ridiculous. clearly you have never had sex if you think walking funny is a requirement. second, there are these things called showers. and soap.

[gumino]

dont make fun of me

if i was fucking him hed be walking funny

and id never let him take a shower because id want to smell me on him all the time jizz and sweat and everything

thats how i know no one else is fucking him either

i wonder if he has a small dick

doesnt matter his mouth is still pretty you ingrates

[muskeg]

[ can you feel that prickling on your skin there, Guen? the kind of goosebumps and 'oh shit' feeling that makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up to say 'danger danger will robinson?' because you should. because Sage does not take kindly to you speaking like that of his Minsu.]

this is your first and only warning, fuckface. you ever speak of Minsu like that again and I will turn you into a fucking wall hanging, got it?

second, not all of us are insecure territorial asshats that need to 'stake a claim', but be aware that he is mine just as i am his and i will end you if you fucking look at him sideways.

[gumino]

[geun snarls, tries to shake the feeling off. the swamp witch's magic is probably strong enough for any gumiho to feel it. but the bead on this one's tongue is a little compromised. it's not much help against the unpleasantness of magic.]

wait so youre fucking him

you must smell pretty good

what are you doing later tonight

since you obviously like virgins

[muskeg]

well virigin sacrifices to the swamp do go over well, you offering yourself up there, pup? because i will gladly sink you beneath the surface if you don't learn a few manners.

[ there is a part of Sage that wants to snarl a little more, rub it in to Geun's face that Minsu is so much more but-- the desire to murder him is a bit stronger.]

[gumino]

that water smells like shit

tell me more about the people in the house

i wont eat anyone i already promised mingyu that

[muskeg]

perfect home for you then, isn't it?

what do you want to know?

and not eating people is a good start because that will get you a one way ticked to the swamp and will make sure it isn't an easy trip.

[gumino]

i have been sleeping close by fora few days. and using it as my toilet.

i wouldnt expect it to be nothing in life is easy

whos the warmest

[muskeg]

[ aw, fuck you kid.]

... there are spare bedrooms that are open in the house you know. and as long as you are respectful and don't piss me off you are welcome to them.

you mean body temperature wise or emotionally/personality wise?

[gumino]

the kitsunes are there

both

[muskeg]

you mean in the bedrooms or in the house in general? because the basement is open too, we haven't cleaned as much of it up but there are furnished rooms down there at least.

temperature wise, probably Ros when he's around. but i haven't seen much of him as of late. after that probably Rook. emotionally, Dash. and Ten. but if you fuck with either of them you will regret it, just saying.

[gumino]

there are humans in the house

the vir

minsu is one but i know theres more

they wont let me close to them

which ones are they

i see people coming and going sometimes

theres the couple and the short happy one and the big naked one and the one with hair like cotton candy

[muskeg]

.... they see you as a danger to the humans then. fair. the swamp knows you are a predator but it hasnt kicked you out yet so....

there are a few humans yeah, but-- whatever.

Rook is a demon and is the one that is usually wearing nothing or decked in knitting from the pink haired one, who is Jiho. he will kill you if you blink wrong, just be aware. there are many couples though, the happy short one is Dash, he is emotionally warm but if you hurt him Neve will hurt you. and the rest of the house will follow.

Ros is the hella tall one that looks like he will kill you, and he probably will, because he's a hellhound but-- like i said, mia as of late. Ten is the one that is always smiling, and has tentacles.

[gumino]

everyone sounds really interesting

like i wouldnt even know which one id want to do the most

[muskeg]

why don't you work on not getting your ass kicked first, then on getting to know people. no one wants to sleep with an overeager, crude virgin.

or a dead one for that matter.

[gumino]

i never said i was a virgin

did i

shit did i

[muskeg]

you did. while trying to get me to sleep with you.

which i will never do, by the way, because im married to minsu.

[ more or less. might as well be. ]

[gumino]

im going to need to smell you both to confirm this

[muskeg]

....to confirm what?

[gumino]

that you're mates. if you're giving it to each other i should smell you on him and vice versa

[muskeg]

....right. that sounds like a cheap trick to get close to someone. just saying.

[gumino]

yeah well if i lick him before you stop me that makes him mine

[muskeg]

first off, i will cut off your tongue if you dare. second, you can't just claim someone. they have to agree to it you moron.

[gumino]

fuck

well how did you get each other to agree to it

[muskeg]

.... we talked about it. became friends. weren't total douchbags.

[ ..... not at all entirely correct but saying 'we fucked a lot until i made him cry and then got my act together' doesn't seem like a good call here. ]